Tag: Ryan Boylston

Will Ryan “Smexy” Boylston Run For Delray Beach Mayor In 2024?
Early Speculation Is That Ryan “Smexy” Boylston Will Run For Mayor Of Delray Beach In 2024 The circus of the 2023 Delray Beach Commission election is over. So, what is an exposé site supposed to do next? Don’t worry, we have you covered. Let’s start talking about who might run for mayor next year. Delray…

Ryan Boylston Received A Big Bitch Bull Dyke Smack Down
A Humiliated Ryan Boylston Received An Emasculating Big Bitch Bull Dyke Smack Down Most people tuned away from the Delray Beach City Commission meeting on Tuesday, November 1st after the first hour. We really can’t blame them though. They are boring. Besides, who wants to listen to their idiot neighbors rant about the commie tyranny…

Shelly Petrolia’s Legacy: The $60M Delray Beach Market Flops
Shelly Petrolia’s Legacy: Whose Dumb Idea Was This Anyway? We have news that is shocking to absolutely no one. The Delray Beach Market appears to be on the verge of closing. No we’re not talking about the fly-infested strip mall way out on West Atlantic Avenue. However, we’re talking about the Market at 33 SE…

Ryan Boylston Feels Mayor Petrolia’s Bitch Slap 5100 Miles Away
Delray Beach Commissioner Ryan Boylston Feels Mayor Petrolia’s Verbal Bitch Slap All The Way In Finland Did you miss the Delray Beach City Commission meeting on July 12, 2022? If you did, you missed some excitement. Mayor Petrolia gave Commissioner Ryan Boylston a verbal bitch slap for the ages. The exchange was quite testy. Matter…

Pride and Prejudice: Casale Turns Her Back On The LGBTQIA Community
Pride And Prejudice: The Delray Beach Commission Demonstrates An Exercise in Civil Stupidity In 2021, the Delray Beach city commission voted unanimously to paint a ersatz pride flag on the street of a prominent intersection in the artsy Pineapple Grove. The intersection has turned into an issue of both pride and prejudice among residents. Well-known…