Tag: Rob Long
Delray Beach Commission Candidates All Hit Qualification Deadline
It’s Off To The Races As Delray Beach Commission Candidates All Hit Qualification Deadline The heat is on! Yes, it’s time for the Delray Beach silly season for the next four months. The city election is in March and Delray Beach Commission candidates have hit the qualification deadline. Delray Beach is notoriously looney liberal. as…
Rob Long Got Bitch Slapped By Judge In Frivolous Lawsuit
Rob Long Got Bitch Slapped By Judge In Frivolous Lawsuit Against Petrolia Sycophant Delray Beach politics is like “Dog Pile On The Rabbit” from the Looney Tunes cartoons. Politics in Delray Beach not for the faint at heart or for the cry-baby types. Needless to say, election campaigns for the commission get quite contentious to…
Does Rob Long Like Servicing Well-Endowed Ethnic Men?
Does Rob Long Like Servicing Well-Endowed Ethnic Men At A Popular Atlanta Gay Spa? Rumors are Running Wild In Delray Beach. Rumors about newly elected Delray Beach Commissioner Rob Long’s sexuality have been the subject of much debate for awhile. The LGBTQ+ community in Delray Beach and Palm Beach are also no exception. Now, the…
Bisexual Commissioner Rob Long Probes Fictitious Dark Holes
Delray Beach’s First Openly Bisexual Commissioner Rob Long Co-Authored Children’s Book Filled With Far-Left Spelunking And Propaganda Delray Beach’s first openly bisexual Commissioner Rob Long is now a published author! Long had been outed earlier this year as not actually being a Civil Engineer by his opponent’s psychotic supporters. However, Long did manage to take…
Rob Long Jumps In the Ring Against Crazy Cat Lady Casale
Ambiguously Gay Politician Rob Long Jumps In the Ring Against Delray Beach’s Bat-Shit Crazy Cat Lady Juli Casale Yesterday, former Soil & Water Conservation District Chairman Rob Long finally took the plunge. He made his much awaited announcement about challenging incumbent Delray Beach Commissioner Juli Casale. Unlike Casale, Rob Long actually went to college. Long…
Dreamy Rob Long Would Be A Dream Come True As Delray Beach Commissioner
Dreamy Rob Long: A Delray Beach Commissioner Fantasy That Could Come True The 2023 Delray Beach city elections are approaching fast. So far, only one candidate has filed for each of the seats up of grabs. Controversial fraudster Juli Casale filed to run for re-election. Also, Angie Gray, once charged with municipal corruption, is running….