Tag: Delray Beach Commission

Rob Long Got Bitch Slapped By Judge In Frivolous Lawsuit

Rob Long Got Bitch Slapped By Judge In Frivolous Lawsuit

Rob Long Got Bitch Slapped By Judge In Frivolous Lawsuit Against Petrolia Sycophant Delray Beach politics is like “Dog Pile On The Rabbit” from the Looney Tunes cartoons. Politics in Delray Beach not for the faint at heart or for the cry-baby types. Needless to say, election campaigns for the commission get quite contentious to…

Does Rob Long Like Servicing Well-Endowed Ethnic Men?

Does Rob Long Like Servicing Well-Endowed Ethnic Men?

Does Rob Long Like Servicing Well-Endowed Ethnic Men At A Popular Atlanta Gay Spa? Rumors are Running Wild In Delray Beach.  Rumors about newly elected Delray Beach Commissioner Rob Long’s sexuality have been the subject of much debate for awhile. The LGBTQ+ community in Delray Beach and Palm Beach are also no exception. Now, the…

Bisexual Commissioner Rob Long Probes Fictitious Dark Holes

Bisexual Commissioner Rob Long Probes Fictitious Dark Holes

Delray Beach’s First Openly Bisexual Commissioner Rob Long Co-Authored Children’s Book Filled With Far-Left Spelunking And Propaganda Delray Beach’s first openly bisexual Commissioner Rob Long is now a published author! Long had been outed earlier this year as not actually being a Civil Engineer by his opponent’s psychotic supporters. However, Long did manage to take…

Will Ryan “Smexy” Boylston Run For Delray Beach Mayor In 2024?

Will Ryan “Smexy” Boylston Run For Delray Beach Mayor In 2024?

Early Speculation Is That Ryan “Smexy” Boylston Will Run For Mayor Of Delray Beach In 2024 The circus of the 2023 Delray Beach Commission election is over. So, what is an exposé site supposed to do next? Don’t worry, we have you covered. Let’s start talking about who might run for mayor next year. Delray…

Delray Beach To Get A Financial Colonoscopy From State Auditors

Delray Beach To Get A Financial Colonoscopy From State Auditors

Delray Beach To Get A Financial Colonoscopy From State Auditors Thanks To Shelly Petrolia, Juli Casale  And Fire Chief Keith Tomey Delray Beach is getting the financial colonoscopy it so richly deserves. The city is facing a financial audit starting Monday, March 13th. Mayor Petrolia and the Delray Bach Commission should be worried. Why? Municipal…

Highland Beach Has Busted Delray Beach Ripping Them Off

Highland Beach Has Busted Delray Beach Ripping Them Off

Highland Beach Has Busted Delray Beach Ripping Them Off For Fire-Rescue Services. Highland Beach Immediately Gets County Approval To Cancel Deal  Highland Beach has busted Delray Beach ripping off it’s residents. As a result, Highland Beach residents are pissed off. Highland Beach is accusing Delray Beach of overcharging them for fire and rescue services.  Highland…